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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

Two guys are driving through Texas when...

Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick.

The driver says, "Why'd you do that?

The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready."

Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean.

He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.

The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"

The cop says,"Just making your wishes come true."

The passenger says, "Huh?"

The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, 'I wish that sucker would've tried that shit with me!'"

17/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: neli ·

What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover vacuum?

What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover vacuum???

Answer: The position of the dirtbag!

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There was a man and woman traveling along in their car...

There was a man and woman traveling along in their car. The man was driving when a police officer pulls them over. The officer walks up to the window and says "Did you know you were speeding back there." The lady (who is almost deaf) said to her husband "What did he say, what did he say?" The man turns to his wife and said "He said I was speeding." The officer then said "Where are you from?" The man replied "Chicago" The wife then says "What did he say, what did he say?" The man turns to his wife and said, "He wanted to know where we came from." The officer then said "Shit, you know, I had my worst fuck ever in Chicago." The lady then says "What did he say, what did he say?" The man turns back and says "He says he thinks he knows you."

A guy was pulled over by a cop...

A guy was pulled over by a cop. The cop says to the guy you're eyes are bloodshot have you been drinking. The guy says tothe cop you're eyes are glazed have you been eating donuts